Scientists gear up to take a picture of a black hole
(via Instapaper)
Generation X is beyond all that bullshit now. It quit smoking and doing coke a long time ago. It has blood pressure issues and is heavier than it would like to be. It might still take some ecstasy, if it knew where to get some. But probably not. Generation X has to be up really early tomorrow morning.
(Source: New York Magazine)
GAAAAAAAAAAAA
I LEAVE MY APARTMENT FOR ONE NIGHT, AND THIS IS WHAT I CAME HOME TO. MY MOTHER, OUR FUCKING LAND LORD, WAS FURIOUS! I AM FURIOUS. WHEN ASKED WHY HE DID THIS MY ROOMMATE REPLIED, “IT WAS FUN”. WHEN ASKED TO APOLOGIZE HE SAYS, “I’M SORRY YOUR MOM SAW THE MESS, WE WERE WAITING FOR SKYLER TO WAKE UP TO CLEAN WITH US”
NO REMORSE. NO RESPONSIBILITY TAKEN. NO RESPECT.
You best believe he got his 30 days notice today.
Don’t shit where you eat, mother fuckers.
Fuckin’ Allston.
(Source: cancerslugg)